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Roffle Lawler
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:34:00 -
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Let's hope that The Mittani's ousting will be the first step in ridding Eve of Goons.
Also, reset TEST. |
Roffle Lawler
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:36:00 -
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Mechael wrote:Media: Gosh, look what happened!
CCP: ****, we're legally liable for a fuckload of money if this goes to court. Plus it's already a lot of bad press. Get me Mittens on the phone or Skype or whatever the kids call it these days, RIGHT NOW!
Mittens: Yes?
CCP: Look, man, you really put your foot in your mouth in front of the entire world, and we kind of encouraged it. We're in a bind now, because of it, and we may have to remove you from your chairman position in order to save face and have something that may hold a shred of a defense in court. Please talk to The Whiz or whatever his name is and make sure he won't press charges.
Mittens: Alright, I'll apologize and give him lots of ISK and really try to butter him up and make she he's not feeling fiesty.
CCP: Thanks, Mittens old chum. Now let's just hope that this blows over very quietly.
Media: HEY EVERYONE! CCP ENCOURAGES YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE!
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It's not Mittens we should be mad at here, folks. It's CCP.
I blame the suicidal miner for doing something as ******* life-sucking as running a mining operation.
Seriously I would be on the edge of offing myself if my Eve: Online experience consisted of keeping my miners cycling and hauling ore to the station and back.
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Roffle Lawler
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:49:00 -
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If The Mittani doesn't resign I am literally going to kill myself.
And my cat.
Edit: IRL |
Roffle Lawler
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:59:00 -
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Guys I'm not joking if The Mittani and Goons don't leave Eve: Online I am gonna start cutting myself. I have the knife. |
Roffle Lawler
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Posted - 2012.03.27 05:07:00 -
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Kai Tel wrote:Roffle Lawler wrote:Guys I'm not joking if The Mittani and Goons don't leave Eve: Online I am gonna start cutting myself. I have the knife. All the new Goon Alts and trolling... Hehehehe.... Somebody is actually worried.
Says a guy in an NPC corp. It is **** like you that makes me want to end it all. That, and playing Eve: Online with Goons in the game. |
Roffle Lawler
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Posted - 2012.03.27 05:37:00 -
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We should all biomass our main's in protest. |
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